The Splat team
About us
So that you know who you are talking to when you call us we have put some mug shots in with a few facts about us.......
Beverley G
lock, Chief Executive
Age: 43
Children: 4 children, ages 5, 8, 11 and 47 and a dog called Jasper, woof.
Favourite Colour: Pink
Favourite Food: Chocolate, Cobra beer and Thai Green Chicken Curry
Hobbies: Cooking (!), Running, Tap Dancing and Surfing (yes, I can stand up, have photographic evidence)
Likes: Coffee and Middlesbrough Football Club
Age: 43
Children: 4 children, ages 5, 8, 11 and 47 and a dog called Jasper, woof.
Favourite Colour: Pink
Favourite Food: Chocolate, Cobra beer and Thai Green Chicken Curry
Hobbies: Cooking (!), Running, Tap Dancing and Surfing (yes, I can stand up, have photographic evidence)
Likes: Coffee and Middlesbrough Football Club
Hates: Rudeness, Elsanta Strawberries
What do you want to be when you grow up (Aged 5): Penelope Pitstop - still do!
Alison Earnshaw, Party Coordinator (aka Tank Girl) 
Age: 40
Children: 2 girls aged 10 and 6, (who never stop talking or singing)
Favourite Colour: Turquoise - would love to have a tank this colour
Favourite Food: Thai green curry, cashew nuts - especially when eaten in a tank
Hobbies: Quilling, children!, cycling, dancing, better put cooking in I suppose! (most of these are if I had time!), walking - driving tanks (bit of a pain in the office car park)
Likes: sense of humour, fresh air, driving, music, sparkle, tanks
Age: 40
Children: 2 girls aged 10 and 6, (who never stop talking or singing)
Favourite Colour: Turquoise - would love to have a tank this colour
Favourite Food: Thai green curry, cashew nuts - especially when eaten in a tank
Hobbies: Quilling, children!, cycling, dancing, better put cooking in I suppose! (most of these are if I had time!), walking - driving tanks (bit of a pain in the office car park)
Likes: sense of humour, fresh air, driving, music, sparkle, tanks
Hates: Waffle, grumpy salespeople, people who cannot drive their large cars or tanks (especially whilst talking on their mobile phone), ketchup, untidiness
What do you want to be when you grow up (Aged 5): I think I wanted to be a nurse, but bearing in mind I have no patience when dealing with those who are ill, it is a good thing this ambition was not realised! Should have been a tank driver.
Elizabeth Howarth, Office Manager and Biker Chick
Age: 28
Children: None, just devoted Auntie
Favourite Colour: Pink
Favourite Food: Dark chocolate and pink steak
Hobbies: Music, dancing and Liverpool Football Club
Likes: Being by the sea, motorbikes
Hates: Bullying and falling off motorbikes
What do you want to be when you grow up (Aged 5): Ballerina
Emma Fewell-Russell, PR Manager
Age: 37
Children: None yet
Favourite Colour: Pink
Favourite Food: Prawns and anything Italian or Greek
Hobbies: Cooking, Shopping & Eating
Likes: Warm balmy summer evenings with a glass of vino and my lovely man by my side.
Hates: Rudeness and that chivalry is dead
What do you want to be when you grow up (Aged 5): Fashion designer or Blue Peter presenter
Paula Robinson, Warehouse Assistant
Age: 42
Children: 2, girls 9 and 11
Favourite Colour: Red
Favourite Food: French
Hobbies: Keeping fit, skiing, swimming, walking the dog
Likes: Going on holiday
Hates: Cleaning the cooker
What do you want to be when you grow up (Aged 5): Miss World
Emma Tomes, Office Junior, Bookkeeper, Warehouse Assistant, Generally Keeping Everyone in the Office Sane
Age: 17
Children: None
Favourite Colour:
Favourite Food: Chocolate and Pasta
Hobbies: Shopping, Sports,
Dancing
Likes: Having fun and being with friends
Age: 17
Children: None
Favourite Colour:
Favourite Food: Chocolate and Pasta
Hobbies: Shopping, Sports,
Likes: Having fun and being with friends
Hates: My brother when he's in a bad mood!
What do you want to be when you grow up (Aged 5): A make-up artist for the stars
Nick White, Photographer
Age: 43
Children: 2 beautiful girls aged 8 and 10
Favourite Colour: Oxford Blue
Favourite Food: Roast Beef
Hobbies: Astonomy, music and the outdoors
Likes: The seaside
Hates: Coathangers
What do you want to be when you grow up (Aged 5): Spaceman or Astronaut
Peter Glock, Company Secretary/IT Director
Age: 47
Children: 3 (plus Beverley, sometimes)
Favourite Colour: Lamborghini Red
Favourite Food: Melanzane Parmigiano
Hobbies: Computing. Mountain Biking....
Likes: Food, Drink, Life
Hates: Not a lot (maybe boiled cabbage..)
What do you want to be when you grow up (Aged 5): An RAF Pilot